REBEL MEDIA – We have sadly been shut out by the Liberal Elite once again. As the Globalist Cabal convenes within the illegitimate chambers of the United Nations and cheer on the words of its most extreme members, we, the … Continue reading Iran, Justin Trudeau’s True Love: Does Sophie Know?
Buzzfeed — Which P5 Member of the Security Council are you based on your Spice Girl Spirit Animal? Continue reading Buzzfeed Quizzes: Question #4 will SHOCK you!!!!!!!!!!
AllKpop reports – Recent news coming out of the United Nations, whose rise to fame came after BTS performed at one of their gatherings, reveals that members of the group are planning to construct a ‘Death Star’, a proposed space … Continue reading UN General Assembly move to construct Death Star likely a response to trending BTS mobile game
Sputnik — President Putin released an official statement to Sputnik today notifying the imminent punishment awaiting the UN Security Council for Russia as soon as he lands in Moscow. The President said that the delegate will be thrown into Putin’s … Continue reading Vladimir Putin to throw Russian UNSC delegate to the bears for compromising with US
Rebel Media — We have sadly been shut out by the Liberal Elite once again. As the Globalist Cabal convenes within the illegitimate chambers of the United Nations and cheer on the words of its most extreme members, we, the … Continue reading Iran, Justin Trudeau’s True Love: Does Sophie Know?
The Daily Mail — A somber mood has settled over the United Kingdom following the decision by the Duke and Duchess of Sussex to depart from the Royal family. They have elected to forfeit their royal allowance and status in favour of assuming ‘regular’ lives among the common folk of Canada, a former British colony. As the nation struggles to cope with the loss, it is becoming increasingly evident that individuals in all scopes of life are suffering dearly. The performance of the delegation of the United Kingdom at the United Nations this weekend is just one example of the … Continue reading UK performance in the United Nations falters in the wake of the departure of Megan Markle and Prince Harry from the Royal Family
AllKpop reports — Recent news coming out of the Untied Nations, whose rise to fame came after BTS performed at one of their gatherings, reveals that members of the group are planning to construct a ‘Death Star’, a proposed space … Continue reading UN General Assembly move to construct Death Star likely a copy of BTS mobile game
The Onion — Following an unsuccessful attempt to reduce tensions in Cyprus, the United Nations Security Council unanimously passed a motion to suspend delegation and play Wipeout instead. Wipeout, the subject of an eponymous television program in the 2000s, is … Continue reading Security Council Suspends Procedure, Initiates Game of Wipeout
Agence France Presse (AFP) – The United Nations General Assembly (GA) passed two resolutions regarding gender mainstreaming in peacekeeping operations. The first resolution was brought forward by the Delegate from the United Arab Emirates (UAE) and sponsored by the Delegate … Continue reading Nordic Delegates abandon European allies on international stage, siding with Middle Eastern nations at UN General Assembly
Collected by the International Press Corps. “The US needs to stop being such militaristic buffoons” – Iran in the GA “Fist say what words cannot” -also Iran in the GA, commenting on their fist fight with the US “You can’t call the space force the ‘death star’ since its trademarked. We have to call it the ‘star death’.” -General Assembly “The Gulf States are such bootlickers” – unnamed delegate in General Assembly “How dare you drone strike an innocent man, a greater leader, and the LION OF TEHRAN?” – unnamed delegate in General Assembly “Pakistan has a better leader than … Continue reading Hot Takes From UBCMUN 2020
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