Russian Security Breach Exposed

AL ARABIYA – Since many stipulations of Russia’s involvement in regards to the attack on the Pakistani convoy and the previous allegations of Russian launchers being stolen from their government, the, the Russian head of security respond:

“These allegations have been blown way out of proportion. There is no possible way geographical for these launchers to have come from Russia.  This alleged security breach was simply the result of a typo in the lab, which set off very minor alarms within our own very secure system.  We are ashamed that these alarms have associated our great nation with these terrorists groups, and we will continue to do everything to help other member states stop these threatened attacks.”

Representatives from a number of other states, including the United States, France, Brazil and India, have expressed relief based on these statements and offered their additional aid towards the security of weapons.

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